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// JavaScript for www.dikkebanden.nl // (c) dikkebanden.nl // header stuff that needs to be done always function header(){ // jump out of frames if (window!=top){ top.location.href=location.href; } // load extra stylesheet for IE6 if ((navigator.appName=="Microsoft Internet Explorer")&&(navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 6.0")!=-1)){ document.write(''); } } // do stuff for certain browsers // variable 'name' can be any of the following: // 'ie', shows 'get firefox' button for IE users (and ignores Opera masquerading as IE) // 'safari', shows friendly hello to Safari users // 'ns4', bounces Netscape 4 users to upgrade page function browser(name){ if (name=='ie'){ this.ua = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase(); if ((navigator.appName=="Microsoft Internet Explorer")&&(this.ua.indexOf('opera') == -1)){ document.write('

') } } if (name=='safari'){ if (navigator.vendor=="Apple Computer, Inc."){ document.write('

'); } } if (name=='ns4'){ if ((navigator.appName=="Netscape")&&(parseFloat(navigator.appVersion)<5)){ window.location="./browser.html"; } } } // make title of page a bit more descriptive function title(){ var filename=location.pathname.substring(location.pathname.lastIndexOf('/')+1); if (filename!=""){ var first = filename.substring(0,1).toUpperCase(); var rest = filename.substring(1,filename.length).toLowerCase(); filename = (first+rest).replace(".shtml","")+' - '; } var title=''+filename+'dikkebanden.nl'; document.write(title); } // create popup windows for images // three arguments are required: // 'name', the name/location of the picture // 'number', the picture's number // 'orientation', should be 'l' for landscape or 'p' for portrait function picture(name,number,orientation){ var url='./pics/'+name+'_'+number+'.jpg'; var windowname=name+number; var parameters='width=660,height=500,resizable=yes'; if (navigator.vendor=="Apple Computer, Inc."){ var parameters='width=675,height=515,resizable=yes'; } if (orientation=='p'){ parameters='width=500,height=660,resizable=yes'; if (navigator.vendor=="Apple Computer, Inc."){ var parameters='width=515,height=675,resizable=yes'; } } imgWin=window.open('',windowname,parameters); imgWin.window.document.write('Foto'); imgWin.window.document.write('

Routefoto

'); imgWin.window.document.write(''); return false; } // print current year function date(){ var now=new Date(); var year=now.getYear(); if (year<2000){ year=year+1900; } document.write(year); } // print a random quote function quote(){ var quote=new Array(); var number=0; var now=new Date(); var year=now.getYear(); if (year<2000){ year=year+1900; } quote[number++]='Bite my shiny, metal ass - Bender'; quote[number++]='© '+year+' dikkebanden.nl'; quote[number++]='Do you wanna get high? - Towelie'; quote[number++]='Gravity is a harsh mistress - The Tick'; quote[number++]='Hoor eens, je gaat dood of je blijft leven, het zit altijd goed - Louis Couperus'; quote[number++]='To alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life´s problems - Homer Simpson'; quote[number++]='Hills are only as steep as you want them to be - Mint Sauce'; quote[number++]='Izzle kizzle, fo´ shizzle - Snoop Dogg'; document.write(quote[Math.floor(Math.random() * number)]); } // end